Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
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