I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
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You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
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Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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