so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
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