i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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