This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
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