That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
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I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
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When are your genitals available?
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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