Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
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So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
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I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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