Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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