That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I'm bleeding and have questions
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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