Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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