yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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