I'm really into asian looking animals
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
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There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
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You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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