I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
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what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
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Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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