Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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