dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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