She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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