What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
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