Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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