He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
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Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Someone shattered a urinal.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
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those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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