You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
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I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
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I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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