Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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