just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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