I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
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i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
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like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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