How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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