Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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