Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
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i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
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She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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