i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
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Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
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You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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