i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
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The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
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I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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