when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Randomize
