do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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