There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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