I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
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oh god was she eating orange peels again
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
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Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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