People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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