wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I am in a vortex of obligation.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
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im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
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The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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