I think my vagina is haunted
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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