Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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