i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I just threw up on my dentist
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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