Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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