He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Randomize
