i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
