Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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