I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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