I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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