Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
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