I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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