This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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