just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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