found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
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someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
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I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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