yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
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The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
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I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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