just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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