i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
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i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
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My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
Randomize