I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Too much gin, very little bucket
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
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whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
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we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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