walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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