I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
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I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
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FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.