Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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