Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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