Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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