i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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