Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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